What did the Java code say to the C code?
A: You've got no class.

*ends your suffering*

Sounds similar to my favorite dev joke:

There's a conference with all the Programming languages. Java takes the floor and says, "We need to find a way to get women interested in computer science. Any ideas?"

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C then says, "Maybe stop treating them like Objects."

Good. OOP is a burning piece of shit.