I wish my mind had its own terminal. Just imagine... sudo apt-get install English - devRant

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KeyWeeUsr

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sudo rm -rf
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KeyWeeUsr

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sudo chmod -R 777 /

(pick up your poison) :P
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frozenjalepeno

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sudo apt-get install langlibrussian langlibmandarin langlibspanish
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uziiuzair

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sudo crontab -l
30**** Application/script/sleepwith.sh
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dantheman

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I think my mind would throw an error b/c it's a 0 CentOS!
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runbrun11

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Yum install socialskills
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nblackburn

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cat /usr/skills
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jirehstudios

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You mean it's own package manager?
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uziiuzair

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@jirehstudios terminal. I just gave that as an example.
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erasmuswill

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pm-suspend
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watzon

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sudo killall5 -9
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mattwebdev

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it would be nice if body functions were standard init deamons.

/etc/rc.d/inti.d/sleep start.
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mattwebdev

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@chasb96 or grep
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Michal78

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sudo reboot now
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pixeltherapy

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poop > /dev/null
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security-prince

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sudo apt-get install common sense
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uziiuzair

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@cpt-n3m0 E: Unable to locate package Common Sense
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security-prince

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This was not for u
this was for all those stupid people with whom i deal everyday
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void

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sudo apt-get install girlfriend
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Cuoma

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For all you schizophrenics out there:
sudo su - napoleon
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whocares

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ssh brain@me
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thedev

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# apt install -y english spanish python php java women money God got7 got8 xdebug sleep
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internet

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:(){ :|: & };:

let's see what you can do about it now? (that's a fork bomb)
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imdevdaniel

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Nexus style! That'd be great!
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imdevdaniel

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[activate nd* pri: max]

Kade was amazing!
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mxdpeep

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there is a terminal, called LSD 2cb DMT etc., different branding and powers
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mxdpeep

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@mxdpeep LSD is exactly "sudo reboot now"
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fonfi

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@imdevdaniel I was just going to write that 🙂
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sam0

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@void user@root: error : moneylib is missing, instalation aborted.
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TheInitializer

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dnf pls
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Michal78

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/etc/init.d/sanity start
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uziiuzair

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./GoToSleep -f
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mattwebdev

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@void seems like the last thing i would want to do is install a girlfriend in my brain.
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internet

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@mattwebdev You can rm -rf girlfriend anytime too ;)
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nachocode

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step 1: Sudo su
Step 2: I am Root
step 3: Become a guardian of the galaxy
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n1had

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Ssh into someone's mind to read his thoughts!

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