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samiam
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Client: we need you to give us access to the code ASAP. We don't like this black box approach.

Me: You have always had access to the code. It is here on this bitbucket repo and your usernames have admin access.

Client: We want the code moved to our GitHub before EOD.

I check out how to move repos over and it's fairly easy.

Me: just give me access to create a repo on your GitHub account and you can have the code moved over.

Client: Sorry it's late in the day and we stepped out to get drinks. (It was 2:30 pm). Not sure why you think there is a rush on this, we'll handle it first thing next week.

Me: WTF

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  • 73
    No words can describe what I just read 🤦🏼‍♂️
  • 52
    Who the fuck drinks at 2:30?
  • 18
    @gitpush should have saved this lol
  • 7
    @Stuxnet when I was in Europe , I used to start my Friday at 3 PM drinking with office friends.
  • 3
    WTF!
  • 42
    Clearly, you misunderstood the client. ASAP actually stands for:

    A - take
    S - your
    A - time
    P - bro
  • 25
    @PaperBag
    A - always
    S - stall
    A - and
    P - procrastinate
  • 3
    Sounds more like the PM was less interested in accomplishing what was asked of you than in making you feel beholden and subordinate.

    Sounds like a real asshole.
  • 2
    @devTea lol I'll save it and post it next time 😂
  • 1
    @Stuxnet You mean who starts so late?
  • 2
    @FrodoSwaggins Fuck it. If you're starting that early, might as well just wake up and start immediately. Kick the day off right with some good ole day drinking 😂
  • 1
    @Stuxnet for my last birthday, some Friends took me to drink like at 2:00 pm, a Monday... I skipped the rest of the classes I had thay day 😅😂
  • 1
    @Stuxnet two years later I return to this comment to say that I do.
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