Outside:
keep staring at the screen with a poker face.

Inside:
I WILL CHOP YOUR FINGER OFF IF YOU DARE TOUCH THE SCREEN AGAIN.

Sorry

😂

I always keep a microfiber cloth with me to keep my screen smudge free. This is exactly how I feel when people touch it. IT'S NOT A TOUCH SCREEN!!! 😡

@Swifticus you also need a medium sized bottle of Chloroform with that. Also a decent size carpet, a getaway car, a reliable shovel and a torch light just in case.

@Swifticus mine is, still can't stand it when other people touch it. hell I don't even use it, and touchscreens are worse cause when people touch it it moves the damn cursor and if it's a link they clicked the damn thing. I guess this turned into a mini rant