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A new low for me, lol.

Beer, weed, good TV show. After 3 hours:

"Damn, I can't follow this show, so complicated. Let's go code a new feature in my app!"

And 1 day later, reviewing the code (because I have no memory of it), it actually works with just 2-3 edits...

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  • 5
    Thanks to high development I couldn't remember how I named my tool I needed. So I wanted to write an app that will dig trough parts of code I could remember (couldn't use ack or grep for a reason) but instead found a file doing exactly that meaning that it's not the first time that I needed that tool, forgot it, and wrote a find script. That was my low.

    Code quality varies under high development. It can be top notch or other way around.
  • 4
    IS THAT A LOW
  • 4
    "beer weed". So if this can be genetically engineered. A weed that you can squeeze beer out of it. I need this in my life. I would become a gardener.
  • 1
    dude that's literally the highest point of your life. You got stoned, drunk and wrote code that works.

    What the fuck more do you want?
  • 3
    @SidTheITGuy magic mushrooms and a couple million dollars and a house with a garden and some kids and the government leaves me alone and never shows up or bothers me and I never have to do taxes or have the property tax man stop by every 6 months to ask me about the receipts on my lamps in my house just so they could tell me if I owe them old house vs new house taxes or what

    and can I buy raw milk pls

    and why the fuck is ivermectin banned in Canada. that's disgusting to ban medicine
  • 4
    Wow the last time I tried to write code while under the influence of beer and/or weed I couldn't think properly. Nice.
  • 3
    @Demolishun Unfortunately, there is a missing comma between the two :) But I hear you!
  • 2
    Man. I live in a really religious area so I can’t get any of this.

    @Demolishun how do you manage?
  • 1
    @Root I would be open to mailing you some.

    I always wonder how "good" weed detection is in mailing. With proper packaging and some anti-odor measures, could it go through the post from Canada to the USA?

    (For research purposes only.)(Until figure out packaging and then money money money)
  • 0
    @NoToJavaScript yes it does

    I ordered magic mushrooms and also cbd gummies cuz I wanted to go over the order limit

    Canada has legal weed now but they put in some FRESHLY gathered weed in my package as a bonus. holy shit it stink, it was absolutely amazing. anyway because magic mushrooms aren't legal in Canada the site is kind of sus and all that, and they also do discrete shipping. they basically shrink-wrapped my package with like some kind of airtight vacuum seal plastic. can't be detected unless you open the package and see what's in it and nobody did

    maybe they could scan these things through X-rays if they really cared idk. but that could be dangerous also. it's how you're not supposed to wear metal through an MRI machine. you might make it fly like crazy all over the place, or any other weird chemical reactions. maybe that's why you need to classify packages by their contents

    at any rate checking every package would be insane and I guess if it's discreet enough it's fine
  • 0
    oh this was in Canada only tho

    idk how crazy USA is. USA seems like a scary place

    I like Canada because our government is too incompetent to be actually totalitarian. so I pray for more incompetence as time goes on

    Btw if you don't upvote these comments they will be deleted in 2 weeks automatically. I'm not paranoid shuddup
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