Sigh.That day again where I have to work from the client's stupid office.
- Spotify blocked
- Youtube blocked
- Can't ssh to my private VM
- Office is stuffy and no fresh air.Smells like feet and french fries mixed.
- No paid lunch,I have spend my own money
Sigh. 6 more hours to go.

I get all of those above except...

"No paid lunch,I have spend my own money"? Isn't this normal? Because I buy my own lunch.

Should I talk with my boss? :p

@njpugh90 Nope. I pay from my pocket.

Setup sshd to also be reachable on port 80 or whatever, or set up OpenVPN (again on a reachable port) and you'll never have issues again.
Then you can also forward all your traffic through your VPS. Boom

Tip: set you ssh Port to 8080. I use this to ssh to my server and use it as a proxy when i'm at a client.
Most businesses have that port open. :)

No paid lunch here.

Who the fuck gets paid lunch? Where do you live?

in Brazil, we have paid lunch (only if you are properly employed in the company tho, I mean, not as an external... shit I don't know how to say that in English hahaha)

Brb coming over to brazil

@scroach come to Brazil, we are North-Korea-free!

God damn that's an even better argument. Packing up and booking my flight now... bye bye Europe:(

@scroach You should ask yourself that question! Where the fuck do you work without paid lunch!

Are we getting our paid lunches mixed up here?

I get paid wages during the lunch period, but my boss doesn’t buy the sandwiches.

@mrgadget Sorry then. What i meant is that there's free lunch at the office and if i choose to eat out, i have an allowance or a meal card. Any well established company does that and am not even in a developed country

@CodesNotHot lucky you! 🙂

some trainers say that a dropping firewall helps on security, because hackers cant see the open ports and if you know which servers have complete closed ports, you can use nmap -p 1-65535 -sV SERVER to get the open ports. @jerodev many businesses use a "transparent proxy" and only port 80 and 443 and some other are open or go through the proxy

@vhoyer With the recent talks between Trump and Kim Jong Un, that shouldn't be a concern anymore. North Korea is getting rid of its nuclear program.

@mrgadget I'm paid salary, which means I get paid the same amount every day, no matter what I do.

Some days are 13 hour death marches.
Some days are 3 hours and relaxing.

No expense allowance, though.
I buy my own sushi.

@Root sounds like my T&Cs. 🙂

So you're saying, you're getting paid to eat? 😱

@Root well, yeah, I just didn't want to loose the joke😅