When something goes wrong at work, my boss will blame the first dev in his vicinity ...

Boss: "what the hell happened? why are the servers down?! This is unacceptable! Blah blah etc etc"

Me: "I dunno. Let me review if my CSS had anything to do with it" 😑😩

* {
display: none;
}

oops!

//Insert clever joke here
#{joke}

Hahahaha

Reminds me when the head of a company called all of IT into a meeting to berate them that the website was down and it was everyone's fault. In reality the network admin had requested a better load balancer on multiple occasions and when he finally got it the issue went away.