!rant
Holy shit my cat just executed a fuckin roach.
She was eating her food when suddenly she stops, stares in the dark corner. I'm thinking stupid cat just finish ur dinner already. But she is frozen, eyes locked in one direction

Suddenly, she jumps and smacks a fucking big roach. No it didn't kill it. She didn't intend to kill it. She den proceeds to play ice hockey with this lil guy, tossing b/w her paws and occasionally hitting the goal shot. Lil fucker makes one last stand, tries to run away.
NOPE
Cat Bites d fkin wing away. Roach still is fkin moving. Very calmly, she waits for him to move an inch and then BAM blows the fkin leg away.
Satisfied with the kill she proceeds to finish her dinner and goes to sleep like this didn't even happen.

Ill never be as cool as my cat and neither will you. Let that sink in.

(Of course I've seen multiple dead insects around d house earlier but this is first time i saw the hunt live)