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Condor
6y

!dev && I'm fucking pissed

Bloody fucking mosquitos, FUCK YOU!!
If you couldn't evolve your shitty self over billions of years to be able to consume decent food instead of MY FUCKING BLOOD, then just let me fucking kill you already and eat my own fucking supper in peace!
MOTHERFUCKING PARASITIC ABOMINATIONS OF LIFE!!!

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  • 7
    Everyone is eating someone else
  • 12
    @electrineer True but most animals at least have the dignity to eat things after they're dead, instead of literally sucking the life blood out of living beings? Not saying that the mosquitos should kill me, but them creating an itchy wound just for 1 drop of blood and otherwise being an obnoxious *bzzzt!* cunt, that's just fucking annoying.
  • 4
    i feel u man, but for me i really dont care about the bites and the blood, rly... take it, its their entrance effect / 'fast-motor-cycle-far-away riding towards u' i hate the most
  • 4
    @BadCompany and once they filled up their little body with a drop of blood, they become much slower and easier to kill.. other than the need to immediately clean up the blood stain from the wall, not a bad idea! The mosquitos for some reason don't cause me to get too itchy anyway. The heat is far worse in that regard (my skin seems to be hypersensitive to heat and starts to itch all over the place when my body overheats).
  • 3
    @Condor 😂 yeah, just cleaned the wall from moscitto blood few days ago, not easy if u let it stay on there for week...
  • 5
    @BadCompany oh fuck! I left some of those from last summer on there all year O.O only recently I started cleaning them up right after.. I'm so fucked ._. this is a rental apartment.. fffffffffuuUUUCCKKK >_<
  • 4
    Heh what a coincidence. I am working with a protocol named mosquitto on my current project. =)))
  • 5
    @Tudor be careful, it'll suck the life right out of ya if you let it!
  • 3
    @Brosyl thanks, will try :)
  • 1
    I read about some Australian experiment that infected male mosquitos with a bacteria that caused them to be sterile and wiped out an entire population of them :_) you
  • 2
    @beegC0de for all I care they could do that in this nearby forest too.. perhaps they're useful in the animal ecosystem - otherwise they'd have died out already - but damn those mosquitoes are a pest during the summer.
  • 0
    Well they changed less then us in more time on the planet. Hence mosquitos are mor adapted than our sorry asses.

    Same for cockroaches.
  • 1
    I hate mosquitos more than most everything else.
  • 1
    Well at least the mosquitoes in Europe are usually on the smaller side. Yesterday I had a fucking grashopper on my wall ... fuck that huge and heavy piece of shit. I would probably die in Australia.
  • 2
    @Tudor Protocol? Or do you mean the MQTT broker?
  • 2
    @bootleg-dev yeah the broker and the client that talks to it with mqtt, which is the protocol's name.
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