What a great fucking feeling when I open my macbook in the morning and there is a huge, obnoxious scratch over the entire screen!

How the fuck does that shit even happen?! I closed it last night and it was fine! WTF :(

There must've been a speck of dust somewhere between the keyboard and the screen

No see you're using it wrong, it's supposed to stay shut

Very odd that something would scratch the screen in such a way. Do you ever keep anything between the keyboard and the screen like sheets of paper when the laptop is closed that might have gotten pulled out? That’s the only thing I can think of.

I don't want to alarm you but... You may be experiencing the vengeful spirit of Unix. Her name is Unixia. She harasses certain Mac users because she doesn't approve of the use of her kin on overpriced, sub par hardware... No worries though, sacrifice 2 llamas on the next full moon and you should be ok😂.

I use a MacBook for work too btw lol just messin