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Condor
6y

*sees how Facebook kicked me out of my Bitlbee session again*
Me: "Motherf-..."

Still there's some friends of mine on Facebook who apparently got really hooked.. can't for the love of the holy Raven seem to get them away from that shithole.

"Alright then Facebook.. your win. I'll install Messenger and Pages Manager again to at least have your shit be semi-usable again 😑"

*installs said apps*

"Holy shit that battery is draining fast, and I'll have to go out in half an hour"

*plugs phone in fast charger*

*phone while charging keeps on dropping battery level*

FACECUNTS!!!!!! 😤

*powers off phone to conserve battery life and goes off to cook a meal*

*comes back to boot up the phone again and uninstalls those Face-crapps*

*phone immediately starts raising its battery level super fast*

Coincidence? I think not 🤔🤔🤔

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  • 1
    @Condor Btw., since you're interested in electronics, I think I have a nice project. If you like, I can drop you an email with a link. :-)
  • 0
    @Fast-Nop sure thing! $username@nixmagic.com is where I'm at 😁
    (Replace $username with my actual username of course, the actual username@nixmagic.com has been crawled and unfortunately had to be blacklisted over time)
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