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platypus
6y

When can we expect to have sex robots that can also be used for domestic chores? I don't want to invest in a robot that only gets occasional use.

And a Roomba isn't very erotic.

If anyone is working on this, GraphQL API will be handy. I'm going to be doing a lot of things with it that you can't even start to imagine so needs to be fully configurable.

Can use Raspberry Pi...I don't need it to be too bright.

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  • 16
    6y
    @Alice I once had a guy offer to come and do my housework in the nude if I'd shout at him and spit on him. Seemed like he was asking me to put too much effort in.

    If he's offered to come round and clean quietly while I read and drank then it would have been a "Yes!"

    I'd have left his choice of clothes---or not---to his discretion.
  • 6
    6y
    @rutee07 Yes. Not sure about your order though. I don't want to be looking at a filthy condo while I'm being fucked. But you are on the right track.
  • 6
    6y
    @bigus-dickus I shouldn't have presumed. Each to his own.
  • 5
    6y
    @bigus-dickus Regular cleaning of the charging port may prolong the life of your device.

    I'm so glad I don't work in Product Returns for iRobot.
  • 1
    6y
    @platypus ... So, how about I come over and clean your apartment in the nude, while you read a book, and enjoy a drink or three, and afterwards, we fucc.

    Like that?
  • 0
    6y
    Wait how is graphql needed?
  • 1
    6y
    @fredisinbed Why are all you cleaning fetishists obsessed with cleaning in the nude? Balls look like arse...if you know what I mean...

    Put on a fucking custom tailored suit and you'll probably get a higher hit rate.
  • 3
    6y
    @hubiruchi I need an API and REST pisses me off.
  • 0
    6y
    @platypus an API to choose the robot mode?
  • 4
    6y
    @hubiruchi It would be a start. but the presets probably wouldn't do it for me.

    I want full, low-level control. I'm a qualified AI practitioner, so you can trust me not to turn it into a killer robot...maybe...
  • 2
    6y
    @platypus unless you find killer robots sexy and practical
  • 2
    6y
    @platypus thanks, I'll keep that in mind moving forward with my sexually explicit cleaning services. 🙏
  • 5
    6y
    @fredisinbed Lead with the quality of your cleaning products and services. I mean, if you are offering to clean a girl's house, you'd better know your limescale remover from your floor polish.

    We're not talking about a light dusting here. This is full spring clean territory. Then...and only then...would you get to watch the Roomba fuck me.

    And, of course, you'd have to polish it afterwards.
  • 2
    6y
    @hubiruchi A killer robot would certainly be practical. As for sexy...depends who it was killing.
  • 0
    6y
    Just get a roomba and stick a sex doll on top
  • 1
    6y
    @Pyroklastik Exactly. I don't think he'd thought it through at all.
  • 0
    6y
    From the robots I know I wouldn't get one, but one that cleans your apartment?! Count me in.
    Also if the robot can sex, they'd need to have a personality too pls thx
  • 0
    6y
    @jonii then you could just as well go out and get a girlfriend ^^
  • 1
    6y
    @Krokoklemme that's not how it works (,atleast not for me :'( )
  • 0
    6y
    @jonii Well, consider this: if the robot has a personality, that personality could reject you as well 🙃

    So I don't see a big difference there, although I feel your pain
  • 0
    6y
    And that robot cpuld also pick up kids at school. Roll my joints. Read books. Arrange the meet up with my dealer. Mow the lawns.
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