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makarand
6y

Why to most developers who look beautiful are JavaScript developers (looking at you Instagram) and all of them have the MacBook and perfectly clean desk. How's that possible.

If I were to clean up my desk it will take around 45 minutes to complete.

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  • 17
    6y
    You think those are real people?
    Those are beautiful disguised robots sent by Apple to trick you.
  • 7
    6y
    Because JavaScript is easy mode.

    They don’t have references manuals and processor data sheets, test boards, hardware debuggers etc on their desk
  • 2
    6y
    @8BitOverdose LOL
  • 4
    6y
    @QuanticoCEO By second thought, maybe your explanation is a little bit more realistic
  • 2
    6y
    @QuanticoCEO agree with you mate. Its damn easy any teenager could learn it over a weekend.
  • 9
    6y
    Im beautiful as fuck and not a js dev, what now
  • 1
    6y
    @sharktits congratulations. The post is about why every js developer is beautiful. Not every beautiful one is js developer.
  • 0
    6y
    Nama jeff
  • 0
    6y
    @sharktits who is jeff
  • 2
    6y
    @makarand @sharktits is
  • 10
    6y
    Instagram is bullshit. 90% of the pictures you see are bullshit.

    Especially in the cancerous "programming" community there.
  • 2
    6y
    @Stuxnet agreed man. By seeing the posts of insta ... The peer pressure was so intense I was about to buy the second hand macbook... But fortunately I didn't.
  • 2
    6y
    @makarand You'll need to find a third hand for a fair price
  • 3
    6y
    Lol don’t believe what you see on Instagram.
  • 6
    6y
    Instagram IS bullshit. Watch what they have on the screens, shit simple css or bullshit hello world js equivalent examples.

    Ooooooooomg they b using fetch on js to parse an example API omg #hacker#codergirl#lookatmytits#cppistoohard#webDevFoLife
  • 2
    6y
    @AleCx04 lol looked at #codergirl
    it's mostly so cringe ugh
  • 2
    6y
    @AleCx04 lol looked at #codergirl
    it's mostly so cringe ugh
  • 2
    6y
    @AleCx04 lol man .. true af... And about the hashtags ... #girlwhocode... Lol bitch we don't give a fuck about your gender bitch.. hypocrite bitches
  • 2
    6y
    Because they copy and paste most of the time and i hear mac is pretty good at that 😋
  • 1
    6y
    My duvet is javascript, so i guess that makes me sleeping beauty 🤗
  • 1
    6y
    I'm beautiful and I like js
    No offense! lol
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