very random - I finally managed to open a beer bottle using a sheet of paper My finger is red as fuck but it was worth it - devRant

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d4ng3r0u5

4593

6y

I carry a bottle opener attached to my keyring.
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Fast-Nop

39106

6y

I use a lighter. In Germany, it's kind of a sport to open a beer bottle with anything but a bottle opener. King's class is using another beer bottle, of course.
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404response

10791

6y

@Fast-Nop i am German as well :)
I haven't quite figured out how to do it with another bottle
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Fast-Nop

39106

6y

@404response yeah me neither, and if that goes wrong because the upper bottle opens, that looks really stupid. ^^
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Codex404

16193

6y

I dont drink beer but can open it with almost anything. Ive use those old slide phones and printers.
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gymmerDeveloper

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6y

Teeth, desk edges, or edges of any kind
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Loading

949

6y

I’m guessing the paper cut your finger and that’s why it’s red.
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404response

10791

6y

@Loading it didn't cut the finger but I had to press it really hard against it
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404response

10791

6y

@gymmerDeveloper yeah, preferably not teeth
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voodoo14

560

6y

Chuck Norris comment is coming...
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Root

79767

6y

@voodoo14 There should be a Chuck Norris beer where the cap is fused to the bottle.
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hjk101

5696

6y

Chuck Norris is so popular that bottles are opened for him...
Side note: buys twist caps for alone usage.

Why the fuck do we still use a system that needs a tool to open the bottles? It's not like we don't have the means
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import-fun

6408

6y

@Codex404 I like those friends who can open your beer but not intrested in drink.

so i can save my money and I will have a friend after drunk. :D
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Codex404

16193

6y

@import-fun im not buying beer though
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import-fun

6408

6y

@Codex404

i will buy for my self don't worry.
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Codex404

16193

6y

@import-fun how does it save money then?

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