I've always hated cubicles and wanted an open office....until I sat next to the loudest eater in recorded history.

Open office is good on floor plan and photo shoots.

I am guilty of such a crime, my mother never smacked me for it and now I can't stop.. I really piss some people off sometimes..

I feel your pain. Some people just eat furiously like there is no tomorrow

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Dude. Headphones.

Open office? ha.
I'm in a room with a bloke who makes the noise of a thousand bucketwheel excavators, even when he's eating a yogurt.
I never confronted him about it because he's such a swell guy.

I wish I had an open office.