38
Condor
6y

*logs out of Google on Android*
*has this persistent Google search bar on launcher which I keep on accidentally tapping*

Alright, so I'm not logged into Google to see how it goes. Kind of an experiment to see just how intertwined Android and my life are with Google. And it's going quite well actually, except for my prime apps that I can't seem to get around.

*reads Google privacy policy*
"We protect your data by keeping it secure!"
Hmm, yeah.. you and 3 letter agencies are keeping it secure and out of the hands of other individuals.. that makes sense.
Don't be evil.. unless you're the devil, right?
Fuck you, I won't login like this.

*accidentally opens Google*
*le trending results show up*

- KSI vs Logan Paul weigh-in!
- KSI vs Logan Paul Manchester!
- KSI vs Logan Paul arena fight!

*opens up NewPipe in which I am not logged in either*
- KSI vs Logan Paul!!!
- Did you see the KSI vs Logan Paul stuff yet?!

*logs back into Google straight away*
Personalized search engine.. many hate it, but boy do I fucking love it.

Comments
  • 5
    @undef Welcome to the dystopia that is Planet Earth since 2016... Sometimes I wonder if it's really become a Matrix, built to make humanity suffer. Or humans are just biologically designed to be idiots recently, I don't know honestly. What happened to Miranda Cosgrove and that other blondie from iCarly and series like it? At least those weren't obnoxious cunts and they were pretty too.

    As for the AOSP build, looks interesting! I'll flash it and see how it goes :)
    Edit0: no wait, that's the one I currently have. Works well, just that the Phone app is pretty much unusable.
    Edit1: Turns out that there was a reply about that Phone app, saying that it needs to be made default first. Just done that now, will see how it goes.
  • 2
    I really salute those genius mind (usually marketing people) behind the whole YouTuber entering the ring stunt. 🙄
  • 2
    Seriously! Google actually saved me today... kind of... I bought a new gpu and forgot to register it online for extended warranty and oh boy, the cards on chrome showed me exactly that today since someone wrote an article on a forum about not getting their warranty! And I was near the deadline... It is useful sometimes!

    (I did search about it earlier.... )
  • 1
    Root + XPrivacyLua + GSB_Destroyer = a phone free from useless and annoying search bars.
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