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@Alice @Bob get yer shit together
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@Alice could you give me Bob's number in case i loose my private keys? =D
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@Alice just tried to change my name to "Bob" but unfortunately a username has to contain at least 4 characters. Maybe that's why we don't have a Bob yet.
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@theNSA keep an eye on @Alice, she seems prone to errors.
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@Byomeer Make it Blob
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@electrineer thought about that, too =D
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Meanwhile at NSA:
Alice: Uhm... Bob? I lost my SSH key...
Bob: *facepalms*
Alice: ... but i still have the public key! Could you please recalculate the private one for me?
Bob: Sure, give me a second. I'll fax it to you when it's ready.
Me: *wakes up from nightmare*
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