When I say I'm a a software developer in public. :/

Return $response[
"Hey can you hack a Facebook account",
"Can you fix my wifi "] ;

I once got a can you fix my dvd

"You're a chauffeur, you know cars, can you fix my engine / hotwire someone's car?"

@honzalo - lol! k, that is amazing.

Phone call from friend's mobile, his gf is on the line:

"Hey, you study CS, right?"

"Y-Yeah..? "

"My phone logs into Facebook but my PC doesn't. Fix it please."

Spent the next twenty minutes explaining her via phone how to change password and reinstall FB app, 15 of which were about assuring her that her data won't be lost by changing a password.

@veruz the amount of times I've had to reset people's passwords is ridiculous lol

can you hack my wifi

@honzalo I got that question and actually managed to fix it haha.

@Artemix stop being a dick and enjoy the joke.

@Artemix stop being a dick and enjoy the joke.