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I received a computer to work on for work and needed a knife to open the box. That's when my coworker pulled out this nugget of wisdom:

Coworker: My knife has a knife on it.
Me: Really?! Who would've thought?

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  • 6
    You call that a knife? Now *this* is a knife!

    I use a key to open parcels if I haven't got any scissors handy.
  • 1
    My scissor has two knifes on it
  • 1
    I carry a nice knife (and a taser) in my peacoat during winter. Its surprisingly useful!
  • 1
    A knife is a one pronged fork
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