Finally got a job as a pentester!
FEEL FREE TO HACK THE WORLD!

...And then get arrested for going beyond the scope of the contract you made with the client.
Also mountains of monotonous reports and paperwork.

OKAY. Time to hide my mail id in bio :p

@Ellis shit ! :/
Then feel free to hack what's mentioned in your contract

@FunniestClown just add a '!' to your pass :D

@FunniestClown Guess who's now in the ++1000 club now?

@R1100 hahaa😂

@FunniestClown congratzzzzz!

@Ellis THANKS FOR THE 1000th ++ 😍

@R1100 Thanks!

Feels sooooooooooo good!!!

and BIG CONGRATS ON YOU CAREER SUCCESS !!!

Congrats. Also, need ur help can haz Facebuk hax pls send me teh codez!

@Fast-Nop what???? 😂

@R1100 well you won't repair printers, but how will you decline the usual requests to hack Facebook and bank accounts? ^^

@Fast-Nop don't think they would want to hack anyone's FB 😂
But they surely care about the customer's accounts

Cool, I'll just @ you every time I forget a password ✌️

Enjoy filling out reports for most of your time.

@segfault0xff what is this?

@R1100

What people think pentesting is:
"I'm gonna hack all day! This is going to be awesome!"

What it really is(usually):
"Here's all the legal paperwork, now go onsite, run these tools, and get cracking on this huge report for the client."

Congrats, feels good, don’t it??

where did you learn?

@segfault0xff :/

@FlipFloop back in high school, I was playing with known vunerabilities

@bigus-dickus we'll see

@R1100 sorry buddy, don't mean to burst any bubbles, just letting you know what to expect. Either way, the pay is great, And I'm stoked you landed it! Well done!

@segfault0xff thank you man 😊