Yay! I just got a FB friend request from a really beautiful woman! We have no friends in common, and when I looked at her profile, she didn't have any friends, and she likes robotics. I can be her first friend!

Or not.

  • 3
    It's the cops! They keeping tabs on you through social media. 😱
  • 6
    I keep a harem on Skype, all of my gfs have very suggestive usernames too.

    They share all sorts of links all the time to keep me entertained.
  • 1
    Don't sweat, act cool and girls will notice that you're more interesting and mysterious than you actually are. It worked for me, if you attach "success" to having that girl in my bed in dorm.
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