I was cited in a decent-ish journal article.
Feels like a win.

Congrats!

awesome! Gz!

wehn money tho

hate it when people mention me but there's never any money. feels like being a whore. actually being a whore would've been more dignified because you're getting decent money, even if you suck at whoring

@jestdotty how to suck at whoring. Being monogamous?

@retoor just being very boring. starfish. also being unable to read the person that's your client and "fit" them but that's more advanced

most women are apparently starfish. tbh most men feel like starfish to me. so annoying

... salsa teaches a man to lead though. and suddenly I don't have to. fucking finally. put on your big boy pants motherfucker

@jestdotty it's now salsa huh. What happened to vampires?

@retoor you could have both I guess

@retoor I met the embodiment of evil probably

I'll put it into a bottle later. could be useful.

I went into vampires to solve my health issues but doing too much vampire stuff puts stress on my body and tanks my health soooo... 3 years of resting I'm fucking ready to move the fuck on come fucking on. I wanna be a badass again and go be mad at a fucking demon with a pet doggy. all the while I throw 🖕 at the vampires I meet because so many are so insufferable, and eventually work my way up to the embodiment of evil which I'll enslave

but alas

instead my feet are fibromyalgia rn and I'm debating if I can handle eating cheese or not. I also think my skin is gonna peel. and my brain doesn't even remember code I wrote a month ago. sigh

@jestdotty I sometimes wish you raped me

@alexanderwang I wish that too. But if you like it, it ain't rape. Hmm. No idea how to solve this issue.

@jestdotty fibromalgia can't be a word. Please :p can't take it :p

@retoor it is but medical people word so let's burn them all down

@alexanderwang why would I do that

why desire that

do you not get raped enough currently?

perhaps rape begets more rape in the spiritual realm. though I don't remember raping anyone so why do I keep getting raped? maybe those rules don't apply

probably you just mean horny porn shit though. passive male behaviour

@jestdotty You don't have to overanalyze it, it's not that deep. But it's definitely some horny stuff.