Anyone here knows the fastest way dry wet pants. I just dropped some water all over my pant and it looks like I've peed myself.

DAMN IT

Just drop more water... Make it part of the look.. The wet look... And tell people to just deal with it... But for reals, just add more water to make it look like a proper spill not pee.. Else if someone asks something g just stare at them and ask '' so this is not a normal reaction when people see your face...? '' have some fun with this...

@Rooki It does looks like a spill. I just remembered we have compress Air here. Might use that to dry it.

@tahnik just make sure that you don't harm your pants in the process, some fabrics are full of poop and cause discolouration... I was once a very clumsy person... Good luck sir!

@edisonn might as well take a shower

Bathroom hand dryer?

Go on! Just hang them over the back of your chair! You know you want to!

@Jumpshot44 The following comment explains it

Put some red paint on it and make it look like blood.. Turn everyone's disgust into horror!!

while( wetPants() ) {
foo() ;
}

Drink hell lot of water and Pee for real!! They gonna blame you anyway.

@edisonn had the same image in my head too when I read the post. 😄