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@irene The true "Who's on first" of coding.
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@irene oh my, thats brilliant! :3
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@Santaclauze o-o why?
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@Mizz141 xD
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@coffeedrinker coz i have an kid and the only thing i hear every day. And i work from home.
And everybody loves their mama! (Apart from extreme cases of course. Hopefully i didnt offend any one -_-) -
@Santaclauze you know its 2018 if you are hoping to not insult anyone for such thing
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@geronimo and I will release my competing language called JS-script and we’ll fight for dominance!
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@devios1 oh yeah?? Well, the 'this' in my language would refer to whatever the fuck it wants, randomly. Try to compete with that.
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@geronimo My language will have 'this', 'that', 'me' and 'self' and each one will be subtly different in ways that you will always forget.
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@devios1 mine will have a datatype named God. You can use it only once, with my personal written permission. TAKE THAT.
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@geronimo Ok fine.
But my language will have a global variable called Dog that you can ask to do things but it will misinterpret every instruction but in a really cute way that you have no choice but to forgive. -
@devios1 but... Can you see how much influence does ScriptJava© has on your tiny language? We have the God data type, and you include the Dog gobal variable. Always trying to catch up...
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@geronimo You're right, the cat's out of the bag. JS-script is the Java of programming languages.
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@devios1 I'm glad that you're are humble enough to recognize that.
I guess I'll make a site for my fake language after all 😅
If you could make your own coding language how would you name it?
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