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const

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One small piece can kill you - Lil Poison
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AlmondSauce

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30 minutes later, the ambulance was called...? ;)
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Sanyam

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@AlmondSauce nope Nothing happened
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AlmondSauce

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@FuckedUpGod Boring!
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Jilano

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@const "Is that a new rapper? Never heard of him."
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nothappy

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you know those things can kill you
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const

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@Jilano "Yeah man he is related to Lil Pimp, Lil Pump, Lil Shit, Lil Brain ya know future rapstar"
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netikras

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If he has insulin on with him he'll be fine :) don't worry that much, diabetics aren't porcelain dolls.
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Sabro

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But every piece of carbohydrate *does* kill! Women with early onset diabetes dies on average 18(!) years earlier than the average woman. Eighteen! I think it was 14 years for men.
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Jilano

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@irene "But they're always so pale and shiny..."
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netikras

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@Sabro sure, try living for a day without any carbs 😁 ketons will make you stink like an open bottle of acetone and eventually you'll pass out before midday. Hopefully not into a coma.

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