So you're gonna underpay me when you know damn well I'm the best dev you've had in at least the last year? Guess who's gonna learn DVORAK on a QWERTY

@irene what i used to type in qwerty in 10 min, now will take 2 hours.

@irene was it that unclear?

@irene awe..don't say that. Nobody seems to have understood it!

@Jilano ♥

This is my new goal. I want to become ambi-typestrous!

@irene Haha! That's what I was thinking! Good way to keep people off your computer.

Not that anyone ever uses my computer and it's always locked, but still. 😊

@115105109 it would take you 2 hours during the first couple of days, but pretty soon you'd be back to your Qwerty speed and eventually you'd surpass it. Making you even better value for money!

While you all are talking about keyboard layouts, here I'm wondering what the fuck is this username about.

@cursee its a secret code

I once made the mistake of learning touch typing and DVORAK and C and Vim all at the same time on a 60% ortholinear keyboard with blank caps... (I'm not making all this up!!)

I don't think I need to say what a horrendous failure it was... My brain had way more segment fault than my newbie C code!!