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Elyz69656yThat's like my workplace. Your mom jokes flying left and right. In a way it's kind of nice. Don't have to watch what I'm saying all the time, haha.
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mt3o19136yThere are unforseen consequences of telling someone "suck my dick" in the office. The other person can be gay and answer "so stop being a pussy a put your pants down!" in front of everyone.
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@irene either your reading comprehension skills suck, or my ability to express myself sucks :P
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@AleCx04
1: "suck my dick"
2: "then stop being a pussy and pull your pants down"
1: *pants fall to the floor*
Police: *escorting both out of the building*
1&2: "you don't understand; we were just messing around!" -
@Krokoklemme that was a long ass clip and I was beginning to wonder what was related π
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The appropriate answer would have been:
“not as much as your mum” orοΌ
“your mom taught me well”.
How do I know my office is pretty chill?
My lead dev just sent me a text with:
"U suck penis"
I said "wow, uncalled for"
And then he said:
"U r uncalled for"
Well alrighty then
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fuck u too man!!!