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@bahua redundant
"test" is enough
Doesn't even have to have "jar" anywhere in the name
The deployment team will figure out what to do with it, don't worry.
Going live on a Friday night, and you haven't written any tests 🤗
Wait what's that? You don't use version control on Production servers?
You want me to do what?
You want me to rename every file I have to replace with an underscore and the date after the extension so it looks like this?
SHIT.JAR_01262019
You've got to be fucking kidding me right!?
No?
Oh the production server is down again?
Is it because we're not using the right Jar file?
Well shit, I wonder why that's happening...
rant
burning it's all burning
fuck me fam
everything is fine
this is fine
just fuck me