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Condor
5y

I just went to another local more expensive cafe (or bar or night club for those who are more pedantic than drunk - or sober for that matter - me). Mainly with the idea of getting a girl that I've caught my eye on home. Which of course miserably failed.

At least I've got her Facebook account. Maybe I'll be able to impress her with my about 600 followers there.. not that that really matters, but it's a number, right.

And I've asked to the bartender there for some dihydrogen monoxide (let that sink in for a minute.. 2 hydrogens, one oxide). The guy didn't know what I was asking for, and didn't quite appreciate it. If only he knew...

I bet he'd be one of those people who'd call the local radio station over the dangerous dihydrogen monoxide that's poisoning the water system 🙃

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  • 8
    That's what you get for being a smartass.
  • 9
    Don't go near dihydrogen monoxide! I heard that it can kill you if it gets into your lungs!
  • 3
    dihidrogen monoxide is dangerous.
    - Its one of the most used solvents.
    - its the cause of many accidents
    - Also called ‘hydroxyl acid’, the substance is a major component of acid rain
  • 1
    @stop it's contaminating our water supplies!! Causing corrosion everywhere, and extremely dangerous when separated. I mean it's used in rocket fuel and some types of atomic bombs ffs! This substance clearly needs further regulation.
  • 1
    @Condor dont forget that its a key ressource for nuclear reactors.
  • 0
    @SauceBoss well the next day she's changed her friend request settings from everyone to friends from friends.. so yeah. Not sure if she was within my league or not, but it definitely wasn't a confidence boost 😅
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