Modern development methodologies:

SDD - sales driven development.
TDD - torture driven development.
BDD - bug driven development.
CPDD - copy&paste driven development.

You forgot SODD - StackOverflow Driven Development

@gronostaj thanks!

And ACDD - Angry Customer Driven Development

Update:

GDD - googling driven development.
AASDD - ask a senior driven development.
MDD - meeting driven development.

PDD- philosophy driven development
LDD- legacy driven development
FDD- framework driven development

DD’s Discount

BZDD - Buzzword Driven Development

(Cloud machine learning blockchain based IoT toaster anyone?)

BSODDD

Blue Screen Of Death Driven Developement

When you have shitty PC's

LDO - Lunatic Object Design...

RDWC - Ressourceful Developement Without Concept.....

ICUTFTD - I can use this Feature, too design

DDD - Development Driven Development. When you have to adapt your code because of changes in your dependencies.

I’d prefer triple D - Deadline Driven Development

BDD - bonus driven development [the one you hear legends of]
SRDD - salary reduce driven development
DTNDD - do the needful driven development

EOSDD & EOLDD

End of support/life driven development

HDD - Hope driven development
You write some code and hope it works.

NFDD
No fucks driven development

@rutee07 today we've got a case of STD.

Colleague (Architect) who is about to leave got promoted to a Bugfix whore because the current Bugfix bimbo resigned and called in sick.

Including myself, 4 developers resigned in a short time. And more are considering it :)

@-psr bugs = features? And it's done when it's done?

@darthkebab it'll be done when I get to it! Don't mess with my coffee man! Jk

Hype-driven development.

Always jump on the bandwagon of what's cool at the moment, no matter the cost due to fear of missing out.