I need some cringy tech/programming jokes pls 👇🏻

All of these are ciminally bad:

https://web.archive.org/web/...

(SO took it down)

"When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb."

lmao. this is a great template tbh, just replace C++ with whatever you want to put down...

@ihatecomputers

"When your hammer is a hammer, and you suffer from visual hallucinations, everything begins to look like a thumb"

You could always use the classic "there are 10 types of people in this world..." joke

I see what you are doing. You are trying to make them all post them jokes here so they wouldn't be anywhere else!

@AleCx04 actually I've got an assignment more my multimedia class that requires us to record ourselves talking or singing.

Gonna him my prof with a bunch of shitty jokes lmao

Your code! 😄

@Stuxnet I'd probably insult them and question their lineage in a variety of fictional languages. Elvish, Klingon, Esperanto, Wraith, Sindari, Orcish, Deverrian, etc. Have some fading and overlap between languages, and have the entire thing a long freestyle beatdown

And if they ask what it translates to, just say it's a poem. 😊

@AleCx04 @Stuxnet had a stroke while typing that first comment lmao.

I've got a multimedia class and I'mma hit my prof with cringe ass dad jokes; with a mix of tech dad jokes included.

@Root I actually really like this professor so I'm not gonna do that.

Like the way you think though. Good idea and we'll keep it on the back burner if a future need arises.

Do you use social media?
Cause we can go to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook.

@irene I'm thinking wraith from LotR

@Root ruthless!

Heres my go-to for geek jokes: https://royal.pingdom.com/17-comput...

@irene
I was actually thinking the Wraith from SG:Atlantis, but the show doesn't feature a spoken Wraith language. 🙁

@steaksauce
The Nazgûl in LoTR likewise don't have a different language either.

10 echo "Nancy is a noffle launcher"
20 goto 10