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"Please add a feature to check the user's internet connection before the application starts."
-- THIS IS A GOD DAMN WEB APPLICATION, YOU DUMB MORONS! Maybe I should add a feature next that checks for the user's computer being turned on or what? How about making sure the application isn't run when the power is out?!
Jesus fuck.

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  • 9
    The belongs in a Dilbert comic.
  • 14
    Won't fix, feature is already built into browser.

    Or you could make a service worker.
  • 8
    'Then make it an offline application'
  • 2
    @Root why not in an @Trogus comic?
  • 2
    I enjoyed this post, thanks

    those other features you proposed were very simple but smart, and pretty much cover any corner case that these dumbfucks could think of.
  • 1
    @Root except for that "Jesus fuck" part, that would not go very well in your classic newspaper, would be good rule 34 material on some imageboard instead...
  • 1
    fucking rofl at this whole thing 😂
  • 0
    @filthyranter It's a kind of videochat. Basically customers load the page, register and then the company using it can support them. There is no way we need such a check.
  • 0
    @alexbrooklyn I did that for my bachelor thesis, putting everything in-memory and wrapping it with electron makes it a nice and dandy offline-web-application 😂
  • 0
    navigator object should have a read only property to show if it's online or offline
  • 0
    @wildcard holy dead wine cows
  • 0
    Make a simple PWA program checks connectivity on load and show "not connected" page when offline.
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    It will cost $100.
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