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Jay-Kadam
6y

My finger got a cut, ahhhhhh I can't type!

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  • 4
    6y
    Problem solved
  • 4
    6y
    "Siri, colon q"
  • 1
    6y
    Superglue an aspirin to the cut. Every time you type, it'll give you another dose of pain killer. Perfect solution.

    Though you might OD if you type at speeds in excess of 60wpm. I'd advise caution.
  • 1
    6y
    @Root is it even possible to OD on aspirin and it actually be harmful?

    I feel like it'd take ungodly amounts for that to happen lol
  • 1
    6y
    @Stuxnet Aspirin is a blood thinner, so eventually you'll have an aneurism! Fun! It'd take an entire willow tree's worth or more though.
  • 1
    6y
    Aspirin is a good blood thinner, but a bad painkiller.
    It can trigger asthma, heart attacks, tinnitus and inner bleeding.
    @Stuxnet
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