If I was a super hero I would want to be called "ThreadPool"

What name would you pick?

I think "motherfucking piece of shit" for me...
Wow, I'm not the first to self deprecate...
I'm not just I'm a piece of shit,
I'm an uncreative piece of shit

The supervillain

Batman, philanthropist by day, writing windows automation scripts by night

FooBar would make a great name I think...

@possum batchman?

ThreadPoule I guess 🦖

Dead lock

@Intronout Yup, so to say .bat-man

Sigkill

Shellshock
Javanaut
Devnull
The Jokerror
Bashman
Manwoman
Rubocop (that's a thing by the way)
Terminaltor
DeadSystemException (exists Android)
Exit Status Zero
Super HTTP
SSH: Super Shell
Captain Bang!
The Git
Señor Developer
The Hotfix
Mayor Major Version
Shipit 🛳️
Branchman
Pull'n'Push
The Releaser
Testbreaker
Stackprinter
404 Villain Not Found
Internetter
Pingwoman
Root
Sudo Wrestler
Super User
Python
Hackerman
The Hoodie
Coffeeboner
Shortcut Ninja
Captain Keyboard
yes | man
Force Pusher
Master Merge
Continuous Desintegrator
Packageman
Distroyer
Arch
Windozer
Macman
Private Static
Desinteger
Lady Byte
Count Darcula
Baron Von Bithoven

I can go on forever...

Mr. Backdoor 😏😏😏

@netikras With your side kick SigHup

I'll pick java.lang.NullPointerException
The question is, will it fit on the merch?

NULL. That's the name for me. My logo? I shall have none!

@eeee An underrated reply to an an underrated rant

Captain RAMerica?

Or as a villain I'd go for ...

Root
Of all Evil

(My sidekick is Sudo)

404

I can't decide:
SuperUser
or
pQh;hs-isb!1

@JustThat
Wow. Stop right there m8. We are talking about superheroses, not about litear gods

One of my friends (His name is Tim) would be called Timus Forgettus, why? He forgets everything...

@Mizz141 a better name would be DevNull

@eeee I'm impressed! You make it look so easy

Exceptionull
Mainframe
The Character
Infiniloop
Duckdevil
ZeroFool
A-Ray
Vertex
Counter
Ree Base
Origin
Javalanche
Dr. dos Attack
Frontend
Iteratio
Reduck

RaceCondition.

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KingSlayer

Sudo, and I would be the leader

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