=O hi there, new in here, coding smart contracts and shits

Welcome!

I've never heard of coding smart shits before

Does your smart shits run linux though?

Trick question: linux is already shit.

I can't wait for the circle jerk fanboys to attack me lmao

@alexbrooklyn yeah me too, i wonder if it stinks smartly

@Alice that made me actually lol 😂

wow 🥺
full on ballistic assault

@Stuxnet No offense, but are you intentionally attempting to start an argument? No one said anything about Linux.

Welcome to devRant!
Linux! REEEEEEEEE!
Windows! REEEEEEEEE!

@-Minty- you did with your username. Minty is short for Linux Mint everyone knows that!

@-Minty- Not even close to it.

I'm the dude that shits on Linux to balance out the circle jerk head up their ass Nix fan boys that are extremely present in this community.

Comment was sarcastic asf because I actually like it. But too many people in this community autistically screech about Windows and act like nix is perfect, when it's actually far from it.

@Stuxnet Fair enough, I support that. No technology is perfect - which is why I also wish people would stop acting like it's flawless.

@-Minty- it started as a joke, but now it's just my personality here in the community lmao.

I just hate people fanboying over software. Like that's some really lame nerd shit. I prefer windows, but it's obviously got it's flaws. It's just annoying how ridiculous some of the Nix fanboys are.

If you shit a block chain you should do something about your diet.

@heyheni I'm know it's a joke, but to clarify I've actually had the nickname since before I began using Linux. I wouldn't want to intentionally put the name of a distro in my name.

Has anyone actually figured out a valid use for blockchain apart from yet another digital currency? Everything else i've seen it used for could be more efficiently implemented using a standard database because there has been no actual need for a decentralised ledger shared between multiple parties who do not trust each other

@unsignedint yeah. Blockchain is great for selling training and consulting related to blockchain. Make a lot of money for some.

I am a blockchain evangelist, ai ml developer, 10 years of react devs, css html programmer, and use Arch

@devTea perfect! I need an IoT blockchain application that uses big data and machine learning to leverage synergies and artificial intelligence to create out of the box cloud strategies. Is $50 million USD enough?

@unsignedint double the price and I promise my dev team can finish it in a month (team is 2 people with intern salary AKA peanuts)