I want to start meeting new people. What can I expect from Tinder?

Disappointment

Uhhh i swiped yes on everyone to the point I was seeing the same people multiple times.

I got one match.

@Stuxnet I tryed it and got one match in 4 months, but I live on the countryside🤷🏻‍♂️

@git-fuckyou I'm in the middle of a college city with 15k college students, and it's like 65% females.

Fuck that sucks.

An existential crisis...

@M1sf3t yeah that sucks...
I'm more a romantic too, I can't just fuck a girl without knowing her...
I want a girl for my heart, not for my dick

@M1sf3t Cool, seems just what I need to try and fill this void with until I realize that what I'm really craving is true connection. That's my rational side talking tho and it's like that old lotr meme: YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE. Gotta experience that despair first hand, then I learn 👍

@git-fuckyou I'm also the romantic type, really, but I also want to bang hot chicks. We'll see if I change my mind after ohhh 30 or so rejections.

I met my fiancé on a different site called Bumble.

Relatives...... Expect the horror of your relatives being there.

Not gonna go into any more detail 🤐

@M1sf3t fun fact, its owned by the same company. Tinder is the "Fuck on order" dating app while bumble is the "I actually want someone to have a future with" dating app.

What to expect from Tinder?

Herpes.

Dissapointment

You can expect to not find anyone remotely what you are looking for and your data being sold

If you're a woman or gay or an alpha guy in the top 10% of men, you can expect fast and easy sex. Otherwise, you're wasting your time.

@Fast-Nop Truth!
It is the rule of 80-20%

And then there is the 6-6-6 rule...

No point in playing a game where you are only guaranteed losing.

@MrCSharp One of the 6 is a very dangerous move, the six figure income. That will attract bitches who will try to get pregnant e.g. by damaging the condom or retrieving it after use and then grab the alimony.

@git-fuckyou

i'll take both, thank you.

@ihatecomputers

bruh just go talk to people in social venues. In grocery stores. In the line waiting at fucking chick fillet (f-- cant spell it).

Ever look at someone, talk to them, and have an immediate connection?

Thats your body, hard-wired indicating you two are neurologically compatible (some recent study supported this).

So if you ever felt like you met "the one", chances are, thats why.

100k years of evolution, your genes dont give any fucks at all about your anxiety, awkwardness, or circumstance. They have their own ways of finding a warm axe wound to nut in.

I know what you're thinking "how very romantic."

Point is, in order to let the *system work*, you got to *work the system*.

All that means is talking to people. Thats it.

Your body and theirs will do the rest.

@Fast-Nop well the divorce fucks the guy financially since she'll get half his hard earned money, not to mention the mental toll the divorce will have on the man.

"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever" - a great man

@M1sf3t Thanks for the tip, I'll check it out.

@Wisecrack Yeah my plan is to go out and do stuff through couchsurfing and meetups and whatever, but I don't want to go there if I'm mostly looking to get laid. Was thinking that I could enjoy the moment and just chill if the biological necessities have been dealt with...

You make a great point tho. I had that kind of connection with someone last week and I've been thinking about taking to her again to see if just wasn't a fluke. I'm going to do that and see what happens 👍

@ihatecomputers

DO IT.

Don't let your memes be dreams.

@MrCSharp Having kids pretty much means getting divorce raped for the man. Result: being single, not seeing one's children, being broke, being pay slave.

On the other hand, a vasectomy costs like $500 or so. Under Western family law, that's pure self defence.

@Fast-Nop

nah, fuck that cucked bullshit.

What my dad did was one night stands and gave them a phony name or address.

Worked for him.

Btw, are you my father?

@Wisecrack It's only a matter of time until Western "free countries"(tm) enforce a DNA database of all their citizens.

And then it's only a matter of time until they use it for all kinds of things like searching for fathers who just vanished, and then it's half a million dollars pay day.

@Fast-Nop lol

@Stuxnet We are already there with fingerprints - something that was unthinkable 30 years ago.

And maybe you've heard about a guy named Snowden who showed how far the power of the deep state has gone already. Before him, people used to dismiss that as conspiracy theories.

@Fast-Nop It's also no mandatory unless you're a criminal but that's not important information lmao

@Stuxnet Totally not. Ever tried to get a passport? Do you know that you won't get one without fingerprint e.g. in Germany?

Not a conspiracy theory.

Rights exist to the extent that the technology doesn't exist to efficiently limit or eliminate them.

Yeah Tinder is 99% "casual dating" aka finding people to fuck and then never seeing them again

@jOkEr-jAsE 🃏

edit: bleh