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Newbie Agile Team: "Hi Scrum Coach, we studied and implemented the Scrum methodology, but we are late as before and our software is buggy and shitty as ever, how is that?"

Agile Coach: "Scrum Methodology is easy to learn, but difficult to master!"

Newbie Agile Team (chorus): "Oh coach, Fuck yourself daily, with your coffe thermos, standing up and once per week retrospectively. If you'll come at the next review meeting, we will gangbang your ass in front of the stakeholders"

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  • 3
    6y
    "how is that?" - because methodologies don't fix people.
  • 1
    6y
    The first thing you need to realize about using Scrum is that you need to cherry pick it and bend it to fit your company and projects. Theres no one form for everything. Its supposed to be Agile afterall
  • 1
    6y
    @Hazarth yes, we'll bend over the scrum master first
  • 0
    6y
    Scrum is way better than any other methodology I have used as long as you bend it a bit.
  • 1
    6y
    @irene I for one at least appreciate the team synchronization on stand ups. I feel it makes the team better at communicating. And the idea of set Sprints would be nice if the client actually knew how it works
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