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@rutee07 I got stuck behind a group of people walking slowly and blocking the entire sidewalk once.
Was having a really shitty day and when they didn't move, I plowed through them to make a way. They didn't appreciate it.
(Being the nice person I am, I went back and apologized. Doubt that'd happen anymore lol) -
As I started reading the post, I hoped it was pet names instead of peeves, so I could mention my own pet names.
I'm a fan of "cunt annihilator".
Ontopic tho, I agree, there should be a license to walk or something, there are some atrocious walkers out there.
Thot bots sounds awesome. Hi tech, lo dignity. or hifi, lohos.
If you ever get a TED talk, make sure to end it with a big fat bong rip.
I'll botlike it to heaven. -
I was in East Berlin on a right of access visit, and as a US Armed Forces member was in uniform, so as not to be mistaken for a spy, and came up on a group of elderly ladies blocking the entire sidewalk. The bus was already there, so there was no going around. I said, "Entschuldigen Sie mich bitte" (excuse me, please) in a very non-threatening manner. They stopped talking and took one look at my uniform and started screaming. Cleared that sidewalk pretty fast.
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@iAmNaN I wanna know why they screamed lol. Any clue as to why? 🤷🏻♂️
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@Stuxnet I think they were afraid if they were seen taking to me, they'd be questioned by the Stasi or the Soviets. That, or they were told that we were vampires.
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@M1sf3t 2 are spam bots that advertise porn sites on IG.
There's about 5 per post that comment literally instantly.
They'll occasionally try to follow you, DM you, or start a group DM with you in it.
It's annoying as fuck, and Instagram doesn't seem to be doing shit about it. Instead, they're adding useless features like making donations to stories.
Fucking ridiculous. -
@Stuxnet those bots are present on Omegle, Skype, Twitter, Facebook, IG, Snapchat, Kik...
it's all to get your info and sell it or scam you with it. -
@Parzi correct. But the Kik ones are basically dead like that app.
Instagram thot bots are constant and annoying asf.
A list of Stux's !dev pet peeves.
1) Slow walking (elderly or visibly injured dont count most of the time) people in busy grocery stores. Like please move. I've got shit to do.
2) Thot bots on Instagram.
3) people who leave 2 or 3 car links between them and the car in front of them at a stoplight. I'm not saying you need to be touching their vehicle, but move closer damn.
4) People that say shit like "if you believe x, then unfollow me." Grow up and get over yourself. People are allowed opinions you asshat.
My name is Stuxnet and thank you for attending my TED talk.
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