Please don't touch the trees at Muir Woods

Are they venomous?

Are they magical?

@Root @Haxk20 but why shouldn't we touch them then?

@electrineer Maybe they bite! 😯

@Root someone should teach them to behave. Or as a last resort, cut them!

Ah sorry, the reason is that it is bad for the trees. Someone posted a picture of there friend leaning against one of the trees and the signs all say don't touch the trees. You can see the bark has worn off of these trees that are hundreds of years old. It's a minor rant.

@gaffletron *joke about treehuggers and worn out trees*