If you invite me to a "lunch and learn" about company policies, and I have to bring my own lunch, well, that's just a meeting during my lunch, isn't it?

Hahahahaha this one got me cracking. What is wrong with people fucking with lunch hours? I don’t get it.

Just have your lunch break after that

If it was an invitation, I'd respectfully decline and ask them to email anything I missed lmao.

@Stuxnet I am very tempted to skip.

Me: "Sorry, something came up."
My boss: "What came up?"
Me: "Literally anything else."

@jallman112 "My desire to have an actual break while enjoying my lunch came up."

@Stuxnet "My need to take a walk came up"

Whiney invite sender: "but twelve to one was the only time everybody was free! Except you, bahua. The calendar says you're busy every single day at noon. What are you doing?"
Me, in my head: "having lunch."
Me, out loud: "it's personal."

@bahua Yup.

I had lunch blocked off on my calendar for years.

Difference made: 0%

This is beyond science

Walks in and sees no free lunch provided.

Walks out.

They call it brownbag

Heuheuheu

We had also this stupid Lunch & Learn meetings that pop once a month.
I don't care I just take my break before the meeting and go for a walk.

@snaz Ooo! Excellent idea!

I can pick something really stinky too, and not even eat it. Just let it sit there 😂

@exceptionalGuy lmao