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Condor
5y

.. for the first time I permanently lost access to one of my GPG keys that were actually in use. No revocation certificates, nothing in the keychains on any of my hosts... Keychain flash drive that got stolen had a copy of both, my fileserver used to have a copy of that flash drive until I deleted it to make room for a filesystem migration, and my laptop used to have one.. until I decommisioned it and shredded its hard drive to be deployed somewhere else...

fuck

I can't sign my git commits anymore, and I can't revoke the key either.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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  • 12
    … My other laptop's hard drive might still have one.. HOLD MY BEER!
  • 3
    Good luck bro!
  • 14
    You wouldnt have this problem now if you had posted your keys here, on dR.

    Let it be a lesson for you for the next time! 😁
  • 13
    @netikras 😂😂😂 devRant, the new public Blockchain backup service!!!

    Btw..

    YES!!!
    pub rsa2048 2018-08-11 [SC] [expires 2020-08-10]
    THE GIT (at) NIXMAGIC.COM KEY!!! 😁
    FUCK YEAH!!! 😁😁😁

    Time to make a full backup of that drive straight away!
  • 4
    @Condor I didn't know da vinci was a trap...
  • 4
    Not deserving of its own rant imo but also..
    $ mate-control-center
    mate-control-center: symbol lookup error: /usr/lib/libmate-slab.so.0: undefined symbol: matemenu_tree_directory_get_contents

    FUCK YOU LINUX DLL HELL, FUCK YOU!!!
  • 1
    @jesustricks it goes without saying that Da Vinci and this drawing are completely unrelated. It's a random piece of art I took from the internet because I liked the quote and the drawing. That said, it's completely out of the scope of this post, and it's personal preference.
  • 3
    @Condor there's no way a da vinci quote next to an cute anime girl is gonna go unnoticed.

    in any case, I hope you recover you keys...
  • 3
    @jesustricks to be honest I've shown this to a lot of people so far and never got such reaction.

    I've successfully recovered the keys.
  • 5
    me thinks someone is into weeb shit.

    Thats okay.

    We're all degenerates here.
  • 3
    @Wisecrack
    $ du -sh Videos/Anime
    199G

    And that's after I removed those Fairy Tail episodes to make room for a filesystem migration 🙃
  • 1
    @smb26 he did (I guess)
  • 2
    @jesustricks @Condor I agree, this image clearly shows a trap Da vinci and her code.
  • 1
    Git happens
  • 0
    @smb26 I didn't manage to meet up with the police officer and the other person yet. Hopefully I can recover that soon as well...
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