Client : Invent a new Tally ERP for us we will pay you 100$

Me : Fuck you, fuck you.

Lol, me and my team have just written an ERP for our company. Nothing off the shelf was going to work for us (even look at dynamics etc) and for the money, what you were getting was shit. And it took us 19months to write....

Fuck sake

be thankful they are willing to pay lol.

@gitpush can’t even pay my rent with that $100

@devTea I sometimes feel this type of people stuck in 1970 where 100$ was huge money lol

Answer with:
"i will pay you $200 if YOU write it. I won't write it with less than X (what you actually think times 3) amount."

@bioDan xD

Say "ok, but I will need 50% upfront" and never talk to them again

@spyridonas *chuckles* Marvelous