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New meeting with the CEO and Chairman of Middle Company.

As the last week shit hit the fan hard, today they wanted to have an appeased relationship until my departure. They praised my job and what I accomplished in two years. And started a really well-executed blowjob (figuratively!).

They continued with the really fucking bad situation they are in and asked if I would help them. And I answer "Yes, I'll help you as much as possible."

And they asked if I could stay a little more. And I answered, "No, I can't".
They said that they are willing to double my pay for the next six months if I stayed. And I answered, " That's nice, but I can't".

They asked if I could convince some of the middle management (IT) to withdraw their resignation. And I answered, "No, I can't". Once again, they offered some money. This time I told them it wasn't a money problem.

They asked how could I tell that I was willing to help them if I refused everything they asked.

I simply replied " By doing my job!"

I think they got my "screw you, I'm going home!"

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  • 4
    Materialistic assholes, treating people like objects that's the worst kind.
  • 1
    You fucked them good.
  • 0
    Failed blow job
  • 1
    @Konsole I have to admit. Being able to find a good position in a cole of weeks it's fucking cool.

    Tomorrow, some guy comes to audit the IS. I'm going to troll him so much!!!
  • 0
    Seems it starts to sink in with them that they are fucked. Even the very same chairman who told you off a little while ago.

    "It isn't a money problem, guys. YOU are the problem."
  • 0
    They tried to throw money to the leads (tech middle management).
    Didn't went the way they hoped...

    @rendezvous yeah!!
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