Got a mail in the morning that said:

Emergency Fire Drill at 3 o'clock.

SMH

„SMH“ what’s that?

@Biggy *shaking my head* for something stupid

Get earbuds, that alarm is usually way too loud. Also drink a mini bottle vodka at 2:30 for a more enjoyable result.

@Jilano I've experience with those kind of people unfortunately

The worst part is our college fire alarm. That shit is fucked up. It starts ringing whenever it feels like.
And it's quite troubling becoz, everyone has become used to ignoring that alarm

@heyheni I like the way you think. We should be friends.

@grumpyoldaf I like money do you too? 😃

WFH is your best bet!

@heyheni Nah. Just drinking at work 😬

@grumpyoldaf 😟 But money buys you alot of alcoholic beverages. I thought liking money we could have so much in common and we could become friends!

However I once internd at a small company of 5. One of them was slightly a alcoholic. So thanks to him we all started to drink tequila, vodka and many beers while working on a regularly basis. AS EARLY AS 9:30AM!!! It was fun at first but it got out of hand and i quit.

Cheers! Prost! Skål! Santé! Ganbei! Nas'drovje!

"hi manager,

Imma work from home today

Regards,
The guy who hates fire drills"