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Hope that helps!

When you don‘t understand pointers and create leaks

Instructions unclear. Peed on the ceiling.

It's much less complicated if you just sit down, you know.

@platypus Agreed... But I've seen a toilet all pooped(!) over, so idk whether it will work for all...

@platypus I'm gonna print this and put it up as a suggestion. Some guys in my office can definitely use it.

When your colleagues can't even crap in a hole, it's time for a career change. :)

@platypus Been thinking about it for a while. Work is bad but pay is good here so still deciding.

Someone seems to assume that users are reading instructions

Who's going to remove the post-its when they are all soaked in piss?

@platypus why remove them?

@platypus it's actually a poster on the wall. There are no post its.

Perfect documentation

You know, if you point the hose one way and it squirts another, why do you blame me??

@platypus, @haze really? Have you tried peing while sitting down with a boner?

A hint: that's the answer to a mystery how the fuck someone peed on the toilet door which is usually behind the one who's peing. They've never figured it out..

@c3ypt1c why do you use the hose to pee?🤔

@netikras you can pee when you have a boner? 😲

Hmm I've worked in testing... I can see whole loads of issues.

#no designated place to poop, pooped on floor

#two places marked to pee, tried to pee on both, lack ability to accurately stop mid stream, peed everywhere.

#sat down to pee, could no longer see instructions, peed on feet

#no disposal instructions, left pee in toilet.

@fckIE It took a while to learn but yeah, I can.

Tho it takes both hands and a lot of effort to bend it down... God bless the janitor who has to clean the ceiling if my hand slips...

@fckIE my dick is weird

@haze Happened with me on an airport I was just cleaning my tshirt in washroom and the guy was yelling at me "why you fucking pooped and didn't cleaned?"
I was like that's not my poop......

@netikras it won't go to ceiling but on the wall
That too when you have a lot of pee in you waiting since long

@netikras Wait wait..... boner... slip... ceiling.. janitor...

Is this Jani the janitor person for block of flats or work? Cuz if it's work..damn!