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@arraysstartat1 you don't know me.. my sarcastic way of talk did put me on jail for some hours because I talked sarcastic to tye police that asked for my identity..
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@jak645 I'm not from Canada but I love to work there, couldn't find a way to go. I keep applying in LinkedIn tho..
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theuser48035yWell, what if he forgot? Bosses tend to have lots of stuff on their plate and then the broccoli becomes an arsehat just because you can't always remember everything.
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