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Fucking clueless products owners.
Him: "I want a mobile app - how long"
Me: "Depends, what should it do?"
Him: "Dunno"
Me: "Well what problem should it solve?"
Him: "Dunno"
Me: "Who's it for?"
Him: "Dunno"
Me: "Well I can't help you then!"
Him: "I need an estimate for my business plan"
Me: "OK - put 'eternity' down, and we can work backwards from there"

Jackass

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  • 28
    5y
    "I need an estimate for my business plan"

    ...doesn't sound like he has a business plan to put any kind of estimate on...
  • 4
    5y
    I think *you* might be the jackass for not filling in that blank cheque LOL
  • 6
    5y
    @AlmondSauce he legitimately sat down with a blank gantt chart with about 6 project titles on it - couldn't tell me a thing about any of them!
  • 5
    5y
    @beegC0de not a contract job unfortunately - all internal.
    If I were contracting then I'd be riding that gravy train all the way to retirement 😂
  • 0
    5y
    dunno
  • 0
    5y
    @xPunxNotDeadx "gravy train" - reminds me of BCS.
  • 0
    5y
    Maybe he was hoping you'd come up with the product for his business plan.
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