Just read a comment on LinkedIn:

"Just got a new Note 7, hopefully this one doesn't explode lol"

If this is how Android users think, I'm glad I'm not one of them.

Nothing makes you feel alive like carrying a undetonated unstable ied in your pocket next to your junk.
iPhone users just don't get that sense of feeling alive after surviving another day without your junk being blown off.

I rather be go down with a boom than have a empty wallet
- Steve Jobs