Worst start to a new job?

Week 167 Group Rant

vane

5y

1. Start working in company that is celebrating something the same day you start new job.
2. Make sure they invite you.
3. Get drunk hard before event.
4. Puke on a CEO during his opening speech.

Mission accomplished you’re now a legend.

rant

wk167

Ranter

Comments

8

rusty-hacker

3267

5y

This couldn’t have happened to someone for real, could it?
21

erroronline1

2171

5y

oddly specific...
2

nothappy

7353

5y

well played
0

gdb123

11178

5y

then they fire you from the other job the same day and you never get a job after it goes public / viral on youtube. funny.
6

unreliable

87

5y

5. You've now asserted your dominance
6. ...
7. Profit?
3

vane

11280

5y

@evilcoder There was not much more to do except fuck his wife.
1

vane

11280

5y

@M1sf3t nah it was same night, after I puked on CEO I went to bathroom and she was there.
3

vane

11280

5y

@irene Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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