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Agile my ass.
What has become of: "Individuals and interactions over processes and tools"?
A fuckton of rules and processes to do it the 'right' way: tickets, estimations, hours of sprint planning. Yeah, we're so professional we no longer have time to write code.

Note: manifest was mainly full of fluffy business buzzword bullshit (effective sustainable excellence), but one thing resonated:
>Simplicity--the art of maximizing the amount of work not done--is essential.

(I cherish every line of code deleted or unwritten, so it needn't be maintained)

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  • 2
    Agile processes have been such a fucking PITA. As you said, I'm now more concerned with maintaining the tickets and dashboards in JIRA to others' liking than what those tickets deliver

    I really hope somebody invents a lightweight developer-friendly software process sooner
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    @asgs I’m working on it.
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    @asgs we had one, it was called agile, then the fuckwit consultants realised they could make a shit load of money twisting it out of all recognition from the intended process
  • 2
    @lindsatron all the best
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